Scott “Adam” Bullock, born on July 12, 1976, finally stopped harassing everybody on March 2, 2023 in Gloucester, Va. There was never a dull moment, whether he was locksmithing, operating heavy equipment, or providing for his family. He has urn’ed his ultimate retirement and wants people to know, “If you didn’t talk to me when I was alive don’t bother mourning now that I’m gone.” He is survived by his very patient wife, Jill Carpenter-Bullock; sons, Scott P. Bullock (Tenn.), Cameron Carpenter (Calif.), Emeril, and Braden Carpenter (Gloucester).

A memorial will not be held as he wanted a party instead.